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Olympic Joke One-Liners
Nastia Luikin won the gold in the woman's all-around event in gymnastics. The competition was "nasty", but she was Nastia!
Q: Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?
A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Q: Why did they send the Olympic judge out in search of the lost wedding ring?
A: Because he was a medal detector.
Q: Why were the Canadian athletes upset?
A: Because everyone kept thinking they were from the US, eh?
Q: Where does the track team keep its medals?
A: In the pole vault.
Q: Why was the racewalker disqualified?
A: Because her nose was running.
Q: What's a horse's favorite event?
A: The mare-athon.
Q: Why is the track team so talkative?
A: Because they're always discus-ing.