& Sports Humor
General, Boxing, Wrestling
Fencing, Gymnastics
Year of the Tiger (Chinese New Year) is 2010! 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit.
Please don't let me be so nervous
When I toss the ball for service.
Give me speed and strength unhaulting,
Aces and no double-faulting.
Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.
When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?
Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.
With the guidance from above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'
And, Lord, while on matters of this sort
Please let me find an open court!!